Why America needs Canada
Are you American? Want to travel the world? Want to avoid nasty political discussions? Get the “Go Canadian” package and pretend you are the kind of people the whole world loves. America needs a people group that it can pretend to be. I don’t think the kit will totally prepare you.
To pass the ultimate Canadian test you will have to identify the most hated American by Canadians. It’s not Bush, or Limbaugh, or Jerry Falwell. It isn’t anyone in the Bush adminstration, a commentor on Fox news, or some olympic athlete that beat a Canadian. It isn’t anyone most Americans have heard of. It is Gary Bettman!