About to embark on an epic journey to the Bene Diction compound


It has taken a few years but I’ve finally been given access by NorthCom, NORAD’s Command and Control operation for the Arctic theatre.  The security checks were vigorous, but the family has passed.   I was questioned very heavily about a certain American I’ve connected with along with Bene Diction.  They were worried about possible revolutionary Tea Party influence.  They believed he had used his credit card to order an iPhone and a life size poster of Sarah Palin.  When I told them it couldn’t possible true,  that my friend Mike really is quite intelligent they did some further checking and realized their intelligence was faulty. 

  1. #1 by Dave King on July 21, 2011 - 3:58 pm

    Say hi to BD for me :)

  2. #2 by Bene D on July 21, 2011 - 7:21 pm

    Tebay squad leader, you are cleared for entry, confirmed arrival time 1:50 am. Head straight to quarters, grab some shut eye and report for a debriefing breakfast at 0:800 hours.

    You and your team have your orders – you are to have fun.
    As for US citizen Mike, our intelligence indicates an iPhone.

    Hey there Max! Hi to you too! I’ll take good care of these guys.:^)

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