Remembering sister hottie

Many years ago I used to entertain some LDS (mormon) missionaries.  The guys were cool.  We were sure to the change the channel to basketball while they were trying to convert my roommates and I.  Sadly they rotate their missionaries out after a few months.  You get comfortable hanging out with a bunch of guys and then they are gone.  One time they rotated in some “sisters.”  One of them was quite pretty, so much so we nicknamed her “sister hottie.” 

Before she was rotated out she wanted to share a passage from the book of Mormon with me that was important to her.  I think everything was fine until she hit verse 28.  After I heard the phrase “swelling motions” it became that much more difficult to stay composed.

The Book of Alma 32

27 But behold, if ye will awake and arouse your faculties, even to an experiment upon my words, and exercise a particle of faith, yea, even if ye can no more than adesire to believe, let this desire work in you, even until ye believe in a manner that ye can give place for a portion of my words.

  28 Now, we will compare the word unto a aseed. Now, if ye give place, that a bseed may be planted in your cheart, behold, if it be a true seed, or a good seed, if ye do not cast it out by your dunbelief, that ye will resist the Spirit of the Lord, behold, it will begin to swell within your breasts; and when you feel these swelling motions, ye will begin to say within yourselves—It must needs be that this is a good seed, or that the word is good, for it beginneth to enlarge my soul; yea, it beginneth to eenlighten my funderstanding, yea, it beginneth to be delicious to me.

  29 Now behold, would not this increase your faith? I say unto you, Yea; nevertheless it hath not grown up to a perfect knowledge.

  30 But behold, as the seed swelleth, and sprouteth, and beginneth to grow, then you must needs say that the seed is good; for behold it swelleth, and sprouteth, and beginneth to grow. And now, behold, will not this strengthen your faith? Yea, it will strengthen your faith: for ye will say I know that this is a good seed; for behold it sprouteth and beginneth to grow.

  31 And now, behold, are ye sure that this is a good seed? I say unto you, Yea; for every seed bringeth forth unto its own alikeness.

  32 Therefore, if a seed groweth it is good, but if it groweth not, behold it is not good, therefore it is cast away.

  33 And now, behold, because ye have tried the experiment, and planted the seed, and it swelleth and sprouteth, and beginneth to grow, ye must needs know that the seed is good.

I actually kept my composure until they left and then I laughed for about 10 minutes straight. 

  1. #1 by Tom on April 26, 2010 - 8:14 pm

    Sister hottie, too funny.

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